Crosstown

Crosstown
 

Sep 3, 2010, 09:25 AM     7 train · literacy · Magna-Doodle · New York · subway




Three Little Pigs

Three Little Pigs
 

Sep 3, 2010, 09:22 AM     literacy · narrative · phonetics




After Bedtime

karpet
 

Aug 22, 2010, 01:38 AM     language · not sleeping · parenting · photoblogging · spelling reform




Markakis Defends Terry Crowley, Makes Case for Firing Terry Crowley

The Orioles' hitters "have no idea what they're doing," right fielder Nick Markakis told The Sun yesterday, in an interview grappling with the question of how a club that looked solidly mediocre and due for improvement on paper has become the worst team of 2010 and potentially the worst team of modern times:

"You need guys in there who have a plan, who have a clue and who know how to execute that plan and get on base. We don't need every guy in this lineup trying to hit home runs. We're paid to get on base and figure out how to score and drive in runs. You look at the Yankees. They have guys who can hit home runs, but everybody in that lineup can get on base."

Markakis said the team's offensive woes shouldn't be attributed to longtime hitting coach Terry Crowley, who is known for advocating an aggressive approach at the plate.

Crowley "has 110 percent nothing to do with the way we are going about our business at the plate or on the field right now," Markakis said. "You can have anybody come here, and you still are going to have a couple of guys who are not going to change their approach and fix it. It's worthless. You can point your fingers here and there, but it is what it is. You're in the big leagues. You have to change your approach on your own. This is the best of the best, and if you go up there clueless, you're going to come back [to the dugout] clueless. It's that simple.
This is nice and diplomatic, but the Orioles are a stain on baseball, and Markakis' defense of the hitting coach makes no sense. Bless Terry Crowley for his years of service to the club as a player and coach, but he needs to have been fired weeks ago. The team is full of players, and especially young players, who are doing everything wrong at the plate, and are getting worse.

Yes, the players are at fault. But if Terry Crowley is not also at fault, then what is Terry Crowley's job, as hitting coach?

The Orioles are awful hitters. No one wants a baseball team to hit the way the Orioles hit. Suppose Markakis is right, and Crowley "has nothing to do with the way we are going about our business at the plate." That would mean Crowley is completely useless.
 

Jun 19, 2010, 03:11 AM     futility · meaninglessness · Nick Markakis · Orioles · Terry Crowley




Not Good Enough: The Dave Trembley Era

Dave Trembley had to go and deserved to go. He seemed nice, and I liked the idea of Dave Trembley--I always like a baseball manager who Never Played in the Big Leagues--but the Orioles should never have brought him back for this season.

It was not Dave Trembley's fault that the Orioles are a lousy team this year. They are a lousy team because they have a lousy collection of players. A little over a week ago, this finally sank in, when they fielded the following lineup:

Corey Patterson, LF, .267

Julio Lugo, 2B, .229

Ty Wigginton, 1B, .281

Miguel Tejada, 3B, .260

Matt Wieters, C, .261

Adam Jones, CF, .259

Garrett Atkins, DH, .220

Lou Montanez, RF, .146

Cesar Izturis, SS, .226

 More.

Jun 5, 2010, 12:55 PM     Andy MacPhail · blame · Dave Trembley · failures · Orioles · overreliance on metaphor




Three Statements From a Not-Quite-Three-Year-Old

1. "Nothing happens. That's the first rule."

2. "Woodpeckers don't peck on the Dongzhimen. Because woodpeckers peck on wood."

3. "When I was little, I ate a glass table in Silver Spring."

 

May 25, 2010, 10:55 PM     Dongzhimen · kids say the darnedest things · language acquisition · No, he did not eat a glass table in Silver Spring · parenting




Blogging About Blogging: The "Scocca" Blog

As of Thursday, I have another Web log. This new one is called "Scocca," and it is published by Slate. It will be a more professional version of this, meaning probably not as many child pictures or rants about marginal roster moves by the Orioles. Meaning probably more of those here!

The Slate blog begins with an IM dialogue with Choire Sicha, because why try something new? Then it goes on to deal with flaming Tatas, Rand Paul, and other pressing issues of our day.

Now here is a picture of some pretty flowers.peonies
 

May 22, 2010, 10:15 AM     blogging · peonies · self-promotion · Slate




The First Twenty-One Names on the Orioles Roster, as Typed by a Small Child

BRION ROBERTS

JULIO LUGO

CESAR ISTURIS

ERAL WEVER

BROKS ROBENSON

JUUSTINTURNNER

COW RIPCIN SR.

COW RIPCIN JR.

MAGELTEJADA

ATUM JONES

WANTSOMMEWEEL

ROBERTANDDENO

WEELOMEN

NOOLENRIMLED

JAMEWAAKER[*]

LOE MONT ANYAS

BRIAN MADIS

FELICS PIE

COJYWAYUHRA

FRANK ROBINSON

MARCACIS

[* Matt Wieters switched from jersey No. 15 to 32--so, logically the old No. 32 must have switched to 15.]
 

May 16, 2010, 12:35 PM     command-V · Cow Ripcin Jr. · how young is too young to teach your child about Julio Lugo? · I swear this is not my fault · language acquisition · Orioles · parenting · spelling reform · Yes, he typed them in order




Jing-Jin Intercity Railway, May 8

BJ-TJ bullet train

BJ-TJ bullet train with squeegee

BJ-TJ bullet train view

BJ-TJ bullet train view

BJ-TJ bullet train
 

May 16, 2010, 12:18 PM     Acela is a sad, sick joke · Beijing · China · railroads · speed · Tianjin




Maybe Corey Patterson Is Awesome

When it comes to the Orioles, I'd rather look dumb about Corey Patterson and be happy than look smart and stay mad:
The victory wasn't assured until Patterson unleashed a throw from left field that nailed Josh Wilson at the plate for the final out. Wilson tried to score from second on Ichiro Suzuki's single.

Patterson, who also homered, was in the midst of a postgame television interview when he received a shaving cream pie to the face from teammate Will Ohman.
Nice touch that the pie was flung by Will Ohman, who has given up 8 hits and 7 walks in 11 innings, with an ERA of 0.00. Does Corey Patterson win games? Corey Patterson just won this one. Welcome back to the majors, Corey Patterson!

 

May 14, 2010, 10:02 AM     Corey Patterson · IDK · Orioles · Will Ohman · winning


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