ACT ONE: A bathroom. A full washtub sits by the bathtub. The CHILD stands below it, wearing a shirt, a sweater vest, and a diaper. The PARENT holds a washcloth.
[Exit CHILD.]
PARENT: Hey!
[Exit PARENT, in pursuit.]
ACT TWO: A living room.
[CHILD, bare-legged, runs across living room.]
[Enter PARENT.]
PARENT: Hey!
CHILD (still running): Hey! Hey! Hey, hey hey.
[CHILD reverses direction and runs past PARENT.]
CHILD (running offstage): Hey hey hey hey...
[Exit CHILD, pursued by PARENT.]
ACT THREE: A kitchen.
[Enter CHILD, pursued by PARENT.]
CHILD: Hey! Hey hey hey hey--milk!
[CHILD points to box of milk on shelf, then turns to garbage can.]
CHILD (triumphantly): Laji!*
