Now this here is what you call narrowly missing a triple double.
(Most perplexing line in the story: "The corrected statistics now have James with nine rebounds and Wallace with two"--that's Ben Wallace with two rebounds. Ben Wallace gets rebounds like a panda eats bamboo: it's the only thing he does at all, and he does a lot of it, and if he wasn't doing it, it's more or less impossible to imagine what he could have been doing out there in an NBA game.)